We all need to get creative to get a little or a lot of attention. Employees are no exception, whether it’s trying to get more customers to buy a product, warning of potential dangers in an area, and encouraging people to follow simple rules and regulations, it’s a tough job.
So it’s no surprise that those in charge of getting your attention will write just about anything for you to look up and notice. It may be a tough and mundane task, but someone has to do it. So for these hardworking people, just follow the signs, please. I can’t believe the business in #6 has to seriously deal with that.
#1. I had no idea.

#2. A lot of people feel that way too.
#3. I didn’t know they spoke canine around here.

#4. What are people suppose to eat for breakfast now?

#5. Do it quickly before you keep walking.

#6. Mom is always right.

#7. Eeewwww!

#8. Try collecting!

#9. How do you feel about a spoon?

#10. Do you have a giant snake?

#11. I’ll be careful, thanks.

#12. Grandma and grandpa are staying home.

#13. That sounds strangely dangerous.

#14. Is that politically correct?

#15. So nice to have a peeping Tom warning.

#16. Hula hoop while walking.

#17. Take your fake camera with you.

#18. Except this one.

#19. Be prepared to fight the elf.

#20. That’s interesting cheesecake.

#21. Watch it! Mr. T is walking!

#22. What happens after?

#23. That might actually make people want to do it.

#24. They mean it!
#25. Make it less about the sharpness and more about the bridge ahead.

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